real-live-dragon:

jxnecrocker:

without hrt christmas is just cismas

this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this

thesmallbutknowingclown-deactiv:

what-even-is-thiss:

wakandamama:

naturalhairhow101:

WE CAN NEVER BE THIS COOL

Effortless, classy, legendary. This child has stolen all of the cool factor for herself and we should just let her have it.

This pic is so powerful I swear

tikkunolamorgtfo:

manywinged:

“posts that would kill a victorian child” these people watched executions as entertainment

Victorians sat for photographs with dead family members and forced 8-year-olds to work in factories. The only kind of posts that shock them would be like “yeah I didn’t have a job until I was 19 and all my siblings lived into adulthood.”

yesitisijessie:

tearstainedbugatti:

alex-fa-ch:

alex-fa-ch:

alex-fa-ch:

alex-fa-ch:

…what

This is already going wild places Im-

TO SOMEONE ON CHEMO TH0UGH??

What must their home life be like. Like if these are their power games. What goes on behind closed doors. What the fuck.

Naruto running my way out of here is my new catchphrase

The Sliding Scale of Gay Math Competence

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

contrary to popular belief, Gays can do math, but only at MAX CAPACITY, you can either invent the laws of gravity or you can cry over fractions 

there is no in between

this is… the fairest call out I’ve ever received 

you are like, incredibly correct

iapislazuli:

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

sadlekane:

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

memewhore:

unyanizedcatboys:

aofvoid:

straightboyfriend:

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

God in the Garden of Eden

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment